I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
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Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
The power of my boobs compel you
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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