Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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