i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
You took a bar mat shot.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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