I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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