i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
be right there i have to get my cape
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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