i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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