Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I just had sex on a roof
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
