just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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