Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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