I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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