1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Is it penis luge time yet?
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
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Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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