if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
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you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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