Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
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Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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