Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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