Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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