So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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