At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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