I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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