Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
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