My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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