don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
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It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
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I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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