I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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