Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
All the doctor said was why
Randomize
