The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
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I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
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