I didn't shave. On purpose
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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