yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
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