So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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