Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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