To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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