Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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