it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.