I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.