I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.