I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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