Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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