in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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