those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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