I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
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I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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