I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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