? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
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