It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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