Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
Randomize
