Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
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Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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