How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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