I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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