Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Randomize
