i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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