we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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