she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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