Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
people are starting to question the shark bite story
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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