so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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