He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
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So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
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i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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