actually, I'm a sock model
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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