That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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