She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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