Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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