I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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