almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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