elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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