i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
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I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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