which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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