dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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