Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
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so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
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The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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