did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
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I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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