Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(586): View more from Michigan

Don't forget I'm 20 now

(1-586): View more from Michigan

I liked you more when you were 19

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(206): View more from Washington

I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

no. you can't hotbox the world.

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(256): View more from Alabama

I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.

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(330): View more from Ohio

He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?

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(516): View more from New York

the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...

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(612): View more from Minnesota

Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.

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