a bad idea.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything