Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
21 Reasons You’ll Be Forever Alone
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
23 Theme Park Employees Confess The Biggest Adult Tantrums They’ve Witnessed
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.