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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!

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Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...

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(323): Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people! (206): Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003... http://tfl.nu/95ks

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I've blown a few things in my day

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(607): I've blown a few things in my day http://tfl.nu/5p5t

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My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..

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(206): My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury.. http://tfl.nu/rawt

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Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.

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(773): Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket. http://tfl.nu/bfmy

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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her

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(518): just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her http://tfl.nu/hb22

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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.

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(610): it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again. http://tfl.nu/0grs

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I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment

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Personally I think it's a tremendous investment

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(215): I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment (757): Personally I think it's a tremendous investment http://tfl.nu/ikjn

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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now

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(313): Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now http://tfl.nu/t7qb

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It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.

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(714): It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you. http://tfl.nu/6jll

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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?

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If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!

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(214): Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex? (281): If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy! http://tfl.nu/0a5o

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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone

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(805): not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone http://tfl.nu/iull

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You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.

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(801): You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that. http://tfl.nu/if9w

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I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.

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God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.

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Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss

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(438): I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents. (1-438): God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol. (438): Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss http://tfl.nu/li35

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Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.

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(404): Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to. http://tfl.nu/ye3d

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That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick

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(425): That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick http://tfl.nu/9s4e

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