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(512): View more from Texas

boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??

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(516): View more from New York

i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car

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(917): View more from New York City

Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.

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(816): View more from Missouri

At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.

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(419): View more from Ohio

Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.

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(252): View more from North Carolina

You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.

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(585): View more from New York

In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk

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