Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™