Wat do u mean how?
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires