omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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