Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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