Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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