is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
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