And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
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If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm bleeding and have questions
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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